Skies of Blue.

it’s period week

my uterus feels like its eating itself

and i want to destroy all the things

Those days when you’re not talking to someone who talks to you everyday.

THIS RIGHT NOW THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Invention of the Day: The Sprayracha is a thing. A thing that actually works. Holy schnikes.
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Life-Altering Invention of the Day: The Sprayracha is a thing. A thing that actually works. Holy schnikes.

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We Are Young (Simlish Version)

nightmareloki:

bangingyourmadre:

“ONE MOOOORE THING”

Uncle was asking for Senior Citizen discount on buttons LOL.

I’M SOBBING. HE’S GREAT!

My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato

My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.

trekkiebeth:

The Spine | photo by trekkiebeth

So what are you planning to do in the summer?

angle-side-side

I honestly don’t know. Spending a lot of time with you is a must. Other than that I would like to get a job and start making some money. But if I ever have any down time, well, I don’t know what I would do. Hang out with friends, maybe? Find a new hobby? I don’t know, we’ll see. I’m hoping for a good summer though.

dog: every snack you make
dog: every meal you bake
dog: every bite you take
dog: i'll be watching you

yanilavigne:

More?

pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:

shaken-not-purred:

u-ok:

purdaldoo:

this

is this legit

GOOD CAR

SCREAMING

MARRY ME, DRIVER OF JEEP.

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theheroineoftime:

kkatkkrap:

A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th… …

I GET TO MAKE A MUSIC VIDEO FOR THIS GROUP
I AM THE FUCKING DIRECTOR OF THE PROJECT
BE
JEALOUS