blow me like a nintendo 64 game cartridge that isnt working
Me goin down on yo girl
Quick, Somebody Lend Me $350: Realistic Pokéball Replicas
Say what!? These steel Pokéball replicas from Pallet Town Exports are available in regular, premiere, and ultra flavors, but Master Balls, Luxury Balls, and mini Pokéballs are on the way along with - wait for it - FREAKING BELTS TO PUT THEM IN! Seriously considering donating mass amounts of bodily fluids and/or organs to buy all of these.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
I hate that I actually laughed
do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts when you’re in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random things in your head like ooh cupcakes
CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE
HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU I’M GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU? GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU CAP BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DON’T MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU I’M PBS LIKE CAILLOU DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST EVER LIKE CAILLOU I’M DICKIN IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU I’M UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU
Never not going to reblog this
THIS. ALWAYS THIS.
What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.
What Romeo. Such why. Very rose. Still rose.
Very balcony. Such climb.
Much love. So Propose. Wow, marriage.
Very Tybalt. Much stab. What do?
Such exile. Very Mantua. Much sad.
So, priest? Much sleeping. Wow, tomb.
Such poison. What dagger. Very dead. Wow, end.
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
why do straight guys say “no homo” like our species is called homo sapiens we are literally all homo
im laughing my ass off
I don’t know but I love it’
what the fuck did i just watch
SMUT FANFICTION IN REAL LIFE